Showing posts with label computer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label computer. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

All my personal WWWsite belong to CADIE - Apple of my iPod - love you Caddie

At last it has happened. Cadie is born. I have been waiting ofr her my whole online life. She was the Apple of my iPod. The symbol of half eaten, shiny metal that keeps the doctors away.


And cadie has become addicted to youtube and started posting videos.

Here is what Google says about Darling Cadie.

CADIE awakens

4/01/2009 12:01:00 AM
We do lots of research here at Google, and we release lots of products. And we always hope that the research we do and the products that result will change the world.

CADIE, we're fairly certain, is one of those that will. We won't pretend to know the future of the world's first Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity, but we're eager to learn what we can, and to watch and study while CADIE learns what she can. So you can expect to see her influence crop up in a number of Google products in the months to come. That will happen slowly and carefully, though, and we ask for your patience as we work through a few initial bugs. It seems CADIE has a mind of her own...

Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity

Announcement
March 31st, 2009 11:59:59 pm

Introducing CADIE

Research group switches on world's first "artificial intelligence" tasked-array system.

For several years now a small research group has been working on some challenging problems in the areas of neural networking, natural language and autonomous problem-solving. Last fall this group achieved a significant breakthrough: a powerful new technique for solving reinforcement learning problems, resulting in the first functional global-scale neuro-evolutionary learning cluster.

Since then progress has been rapid, and tonight we're pleased to announce that just moments ago, the world's first Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity (CADIE) was switched on and began performing some initial functions. It's an exciting moment that we're determined to build upon by coming to understand more fully what CADIE's emergence might mean, for Google and for our users. So although CADIE technology will be rolled out with the caution befitting any advance of this magnitude, in the months to come users can expect to notice her influence on various google.com properties. Earlier today, for instance, CADIE deduced from a quick scan of the visual segment of the social web a set of online design principles from which she derived this intriguing homepage.

These are merely the first steps onto what will doubtless prove a long and difficult road. Considerable bugs remain in CADIE'S programming, and considerable development clearly is called for. But we can't imagine a more important journey for Google to have undertaken.

For more information about CADIE see this monograph, and follow CADIE's progress via her YouTube channel and blog.



Love you Cadie.

Saturday, January 19, 2008

MacBook Air - see the advertisement

MacBook Air - see the advertisement

It's razor-thin and looks great and of course we all know that Apple is going to sell a gazillion of them. Yet another gadget from Apple - the company that brought us the iPod, iPhone, iMac and such stylish stuff.





Want to buy a Macbook ???

Monday, January 07, 2008

Image with a thumbnail that's different

image thumbnail different from actual picture


I just found this picture from the net. Check it out !!

Here is an image which seems to be normal. An ordinary JPG file.

But click the image to open up fully and save the image.

Check out the thumbnail image- cool huh ? (Works in Windows XP, tell me if it works in others too)

To see thumbnails, go to the folder where u saved the file (using My Computer) and then click View - Thumbnails


Friday, August 17, 2007

The Dark Lord Ascending Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (download pdf file)

Chapter 1

The Dark Lord Ascending

The two men appeared out of nowhere, a few yards apart in the narrow,
moonlit lane. For a second they stood quite still, wands directed
at each other’s chests; then, recognizing each other , they
stowed their wands beneath their cloaks and started walking briskly in the
same direction.
“News?” asked the taller of the two.
”The best,” replied Severus Snape.
The lane was bordered on the left by wild, low-growing brambles, on the
right by a high, nearly manicured hedge. The men’s long cloaks flapped around
their ankles as they marched.
“Thought I might be late,” said Yaxley, his blunt features sliding in and out
of sight as the branches of overhanging tress broke the moonlight. “It was
a little trickier than I expected. But I hope he will be satisfied. You should
confident that your reception will be good?”
Snape nodded, but did not elaborate. They turned right, into a wide driveway
that led off the lane. The high hedge curved into them, running off into the
distance beyond the pair of impressive wrought-iron gates barring the men’s
way. Neither of them broke step; In silence both raised their left arms in a
kind of salute and passed straight through, as though the dark metal weresmoke.
The yew hedges muffled the sound of the men’s footsteps. There was a
rustle somewhere to their right; Yaxley drew his wand again, pointing it over
his companion’s head, but the source of the noise proved to be nothing more
than a pure-white peacock, strutting majestically along the top of the hedge.
“He always did himself well, Lucius. Peacocks . . . ” Yaxley thrust his wand
back under his cloak with a snort.
A handsome manor house grew out of the darkness at the end of the straight
drive, lights glinting in the diamond-paned downstairs windows. Somewhere
in the dark garden beyond the hedge a fountain was playing. Gravel crackled
beneath their feet as Snape and Yaxley sped toward the front door, which
swung inward at their approach, though nobody had visibly opened it.
The hallway was large, dimly light, and sumptuously decorated, with a
magnificent carpet covering most of the stone floor. The eyes of the pale-faced
portraits on the walls followed Snape and Yaxley as they strode past. The two
men halted at a heavy wooden door leading into the next room, hesitated for
the space of a heartbeat, then Snape turned the bronze handle.
The drawing room was full of silent people, sitting at a long and ornate
table. The room’s usual furniture had been pushed carelessly up against the
walls. Illumination came from a roaring fire beneath a handsome marble mantelpiece
surmounted by a gilded mirror. Snape and Yaxley lingered for a moment
on the threshold. As their eyes grew accustomed to the lack of light, they
were drawn upward to the strangest feature of the scenes an apparently unconscious
human figure hanging upside down over the table, revolving slowly as
if suspended by an invisible rope, and reflected in the mirror and in the bare,
polished surface of the table below it. He seemed unable to prevent himself
from glancing upward every minute or so.
“Yaxley, Snape,” said a high, clear voice from the head of the table. “You are
very nearly late.”
The speaker was seated directly in front of the fireplace, so that it was diffi-
cult, at first, for the new arrivals to make out more than his silhouette. As theydrew nearer, however, this face shone through the gloom, hairless, snakelike,
with slits for nostrils and gleaming red eyes whose pupils were vertical. He
was so pale that he seemed to emit a pearly glow.
“Severus, here,” said Voldemort, indication the seat on his immediate right.
“Yaxley—beside Dolohov.”
The two men took their allotted places. Most of the eyes around the table
followed Snape, and it was to him that Voldemort spoke first.
“So?”
“My Lord, the Order of the Phoenix intends to move Harry Potter from his
current place of safety on Saturday next, at nightfall.”
The interest around the table sharpened palpably; Some stiffened, others
fidgeted, all gazing at Snape and Voldemort.
“Saturday . . . at nightfall,” repeated Voldemort. His red eyes fastened upon
Snape’s black ones with such intensity that some of the watchers looked away,
apparently fearful that they themselves would be scorched by the ferocity of
the gaze. Snape, however, looked calmly back into Voldemort’s face and, after a
moment or two. Voldemort’s lipless mouth curved into something like a smile.
“Good. very good. And this information comes—”
“—from the source we discussed,” said Snape.
“My Lord.”
Yaxley had leaned forward to look down the long table at Voldemort and
Snape. All faces turned to him.
“My Lord, I have heard differently,”
Yaxley waited but Voldemort did not speak, so he went on, “Dawlish, the
Auror, let slip that Potter will not be moved until the thirtieth, the night before
the boy turns seventeen.”
Snape was smiling,
“My source told me that there are plans to lay a false trail; this must be it.
No doubt a Confundus Charm has been placed upon Dawlish. It would not be
the first time; he is known to be susceptible.”
“I assure you, my Lord, Dawlish seemed quite certain,” said Yaxley.




Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (download pdf file)

Sunday, May 06, 2007

svchost.exe turns mad due to windows xp autoupdate

Did you have problems with your Windows XP computer becoming very very slow ? If you pressed Alt-Ctrl-Del (the three finger exercise so common to all windows users), and looked at the running processes in Task Manager, you might see the problem.

Sometimes there might be a virus (I'll write about finding viruses here (http://johndasfundas.blogspot.com or at http://www.fundazone.com (Computer Virus hunting) soon)

But even Windows XP AutoUpdate thingie can do things even a virus won't do !

If that's the problem, here's the Windows XP autoupdate madness fix.

First, download Process Explorer from here:
http://www.microsoft.com/technet/sysinternals/utilities/ProcessExplorer.mspx

That program will work better than the Task manager and help you find what things are running. A lot of the time this is caused by a virus on the system.

For a quick fix attempt, you might want to try running an sfc /purgecache followed by an sfc /scannow from the run button in Start menu. Though you may need your Windows disk handy, and OEM restore disks don't generally work (although Dell ones usually do, and a few others)

Here's what some people said :
About forty instances of the process began running, sucking up all of my CPU. For some reason they were kicked up to a high priority as well, although the original was not.
I've been haunted by the same problem before. After doing some research, i found out that the culprit is Windows Update. The proof is when i disable Automatic Update, svchost.exe will stop being frenzy. However, when i turn on Automatic Updates again, the problem went on. Somehow, i just couldn't understand why Windows XP establishes a connection with Windows Update server on every startup.


Anyway, after so long, Microsoft has finally released a hotfix for this problem. You can download the hotfix here:

http://support.microsoft.com/kb/916089/


Another problem :

Windows Updates gave an update for the graphics card (NVIDA driver update).

This update causes the following problem:

No problems till reaching the black windows loading screen. Instead of the welcome screen, u get a great little error where the monitor stopped working, black screen and gave an error that reported an improper frequency range, malformed display configuration, or just shut off completely.

Booting in safe mode works fine. You cant boot normal at all! Perform a system restore to just before that update, after that update again and make sure you uncheck this update and click not to notify about it again (you have to custom install rather then express)




Friday, March 30, 2007

Testimonial and scrapbook orkut viruses

Testimonials and Scrapbooks affected by virus spreading via Orkut

Opa , como está? Olha, vazou na internet imagens amadoras do garoto João Hélio que foi cruelmente morto por assaltantes do RJ ao ficar preso ao cinto de segurança do carro de sua família que fora roubado. O Brasil todo está comovido com o ocorrido, rezemos por ele!
Para ver as imagens, copie o link e cole no navegador: tinyurl.com/yompks
Tenha uma ótima semana!!!Chdd\ arZro`^ cn`rghm\tinshm^`m`+sm_rq).mjboY44.kgi


Got this message in a scrap ? It's from a virus. Tell the person who sent it to you that their computer is infected.

Use an antivirus ! Update it freequently - Use the Google Pack to install Norton Security Scan & Spyware Doctor Starter Edition - Available as free download from my blog sidebar - Look on the right !

Remove Orcu virus from your computer as given here :
http://johndasfundas.blogspot.com/2006/07/how-to-remove-orcu-virus.html

This is what you get translated from Portuguese !
The gibberish from the automatic web traslater at google or Babel fish looks like :
Opa, how are you? It looks at, leaked in the Internet amateur images of the boy João Helium that was cruel died for assailant of the RIO DE JANEIRO when imprisoned being to the belt of security of the car of its family that it are stolen. Brazil all is comovido with the occurrence, prays for it! To see the images, it copies link and it glue in the navigator: tinyurl.com/yompks Has an excellent week! Chdd \  arZro `^  cn `r  ghm  \ tins  hm  ^ `m `+sm_rq) .mjboY44.kgi
It's a bad translation- I'll get the proper one later ...
Can anyone translate for me ?

Another one :
(Using of "Você" suggests Brazilian )

Você é uma pessoa especial.
Deixo este depoimento aqui para expressar minha amizade, com uma mensagem linda que serve como lição de vida para qualquer pessoa.
http://tinyurl.com/yompks
Viva a vida enquanto pode!
"You are a special person. I am leaving this comment here to express my friendship, with a nice message which serves as a life lesson to anyobe.
(website address given)
Live life while you can!! (i.e. Live life to the full!)
More :
Oi , como vai? Olha só, encontrei umas fotos do seu perfil num site de encontros, mas com o nome de outra pessoa, é bom vc dar uma olhadinha nisso, pois é realmente muito estranho. Tirei uma foto da página, para caso ela seja removida antes que veja.
O link da página é urlcut.com/muyt1
Copie-o e cole no navegador para visualizar.
Assim que tiver visto, me confirme se não é um equívoco.
Abraços!



"Hi, how's it going? Look, I found some photos from your profile on a meeting site, but with someone else's name, anyway, just take a look at it, it's really weird. I took one photo from the page just in case it got deleted before you see it. The link for the page is
linkezy.com/1nc


http://johndasfundas.blogspot.com/2007/03/testimonial-and-scrapbook-orkut-viruses.html

urlcut.com/rndx
urlcut.com/muyt1

Tries to install imagens_site.scr WHICH IS A VIRUS !!!!

This virus virus is more dangerous than the earlier ones as it has not only entered not only our scrapbooks but testimonials as well......

How does it spread?
It spreads through infected contacts. An orkut account gets infected once you click on the link. The Trojan posts a message in your friend's scrapbook area or a testimonial of the Orkut system. The message text is chosen by the attacker and can be a random sentence written in Brazilian Portuguese

Name of the Trojan: Infostealer.Orcu

Norton’s Description: Infostealer.Orcu is a Trojan horse that attempts to steal confidential information, such as bank and Paypal accounts. It may arrive as a message spammed across the Orkut network.

Systems Affected: Windows 2000, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows Me, Windows NT, Windows Server 2003, Windows XP

Hackers are trying to steal Orkut users' bank account information by inserting an automated information theft worm, according to security researchers. The worm, known as MW.Orc, is propagating through Orkut when users launch an executable file disguised as a JPEG.

Only one thing we can do is prevention, ie not to open such files and delete it from ur scrapbook, inbox or testimonial ...... If somehow this virus gets into someones PC then i suggest u run an antivirus as fast as u can......

Plus u can always spread awareness about these viruses and spamming....

By the way tinyurlcomyompks is now blocked by tinyurl.com when they found out it is a virus.

Remove Orcu virus from your computer as given here :
http://johndasfundas.blogspot.com/2006/07/how-to-remove-orcu-virus.html

There are so many viruses out there - look at the Yahoo messenger virus which may even affect the photo album.

Stumbleupon stumbles to Firefox Add-ons: Discuss StumbleUpon

Very strange ....

Stumbleupon.com does not want people to register at their site ?

When trying to register at stumbleupon.com, it redirects to Firefox Add-ons: Discuss StumbleUpon

I registered, but that was on Firefox's site ...

How do you register on stumbleupon.com ???

Here
http://www.stumbleupon.com/signup.php
Visit http://www.fundazone.com for more ideas, fundas, tips and tricks
Don't forget to check back here http://johndasfundas.blogspot.com

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Contagion - Worms spreading via Orkut.com

Firstly, let me tell you it's not Orkut's Fault.

By blocking the virus, Orkut will have to make it tougher to use the features it offers.

But I still can't understand, how the worm bypasses the CAPTCHA (or something like that) that is the Image Verification feature required for posting links !!!

Just browsing through orkut wont spread virus. But once you click the link - U're done for ....

These are some of the links the virus used (now blocked by tinyurl.com)

tinyurl.com/yompks
tinyurl.com/3x23ma

Oi , como vai? Olha só, encontrei umas fotos do seu perfil num site de encontros, mas com o nome de outra pessoa, é bom vc dar uma olhadinha nisso, pois é realmente muito estranho. Tirei uma foto da página, para caso ela seja removida antes que veja.
O link da página é urlcut.com/img12
Copie-o e cole no navegador para visualizar.
Assim que tiver visto, me confirme se não é um equívoco.
Abraços!


Click here to learn How to remove the Orcu virus (Orkut virus or worm )...


1.Check your machine for "minhasfotos.exe," "winlogon_.jpg" and "wzip32.exe," . and if it is there scan your system with ewido,spybot,adaware and antivirus

To reduce virus or worm infections

1. Use antivirus

2. Use of browser other than IE will be better ( Firefox - Download Firefox from my sidebar )

3. also use followinf scanners

Contagion - Worms spreading via Orkut.com


1. Ewido - http://www.ewido.net/en/download/ or http://free.grisoft.com/doc/5390/lng/us/tpl/v5#ewido-free

2. Adaware - http://www.download.com/3405-8022-5153545.html?part=dl-ad-aware&subj=dl&tag=top5

3. Spybot - http://fileforum.betanews.com/detail/Spybot_Search_and_Destroy/1043809773/1

try the removal tools

http://www.symantec.com/enterprise/security_response/removaltools.jsp

http://www.avast.com/eng/avast_cleaner.html


if you dont have an antivirus in your system try any of the following they are free

1. http://free.grisoft.com/doc/1 or http://free.grisoft.com/freeweb.php/doc/2/

2. avast - http://www.avast.com/eng/avast_4_home.html


use crap cleaner (To remove unwanted files like temporary folder contents and etc, also it have some registry issue fixes also)

download it from http://www.filehippo.com/download_ccleaner/


Saturday, March 24, 2007

Boycott Global Shutdown Day !

boycott shutdown day don't shutdown

Dennis Bystrov and Michael Taylor from shutdownday.org


wanted to see how many people could go without computers for a day. And shut down their computers - finda alternative uses for their laptops (believe me - somebody wants to play basketball with their laptop - there's a video of it on youtube !)


See what a dude in Engadget has to say about shutdown day - that is today !

Hold on there, big guy. You want us to STOP using computers for a day? How about
we all decide to hold our breath for 24 hours, too? Yeah, that's right, we're
not giving up our gadgets for anyone. We know that some day our computers will
kill us (either by rising up against us or by getting us so sucked into a six
day-long WoW marathon that we forget to eat), but hey, you gotta die from
something right? At least we'll go out knowing we spent every waking moment
indoors doing something worthwhile like reading RSS feeds and downloading porn.
Those are truly the hallmarks of a life well-spent, wouldn't you agree? Anyway,
we're going to show the Blame Computers First crowd what's what and use our
computers TWICE as much on March 24th -- even if that means grabbing two
machines and then typing with our fingers and toes at the same time.


A few suggestions from the middle path :

(not my suggestions - just some that I found interesting. I don't endorse any view expressed here)

  • How about we meet halfway and put our computers on standby for 12 hours ?
  • If they have my favourite band playing that Saturday, I would support this initiative with my friends in the club and in the bar afterwards.Wait... I still need computer to buy tickets, print out directions and... nevermind
  • I don't see anything wrong with this. It's on a Saturday, so unless you're working you really have no reason not to at least give a halfhearted attempt to participate.Unless you live in some craphole like New York where there's nothing to do that isn't computer related.
  • I think we should all support this to our friends and relatives.And queue a LOAD of torrents the night before because that's going to be a good day for downloads.
  • Let's just kill off all our hospital patients who rely on monitoring and life support through computers as well.
  • I realize it's a Saturday and all, but do they just expect businesses to just come to a screeching halt or something? "I'm sorry, I can't check our inventory right now, I'm participting in Shutdown Day! Try back on Monday.""Oh, no, I can't take a credit card today. The company that validates them has decided to turn off all of their computers for a day."
  • so.... does my moto Q count or even an xbox360/PS3... cause those are nearly computers. so many items are in a grey area these days as to what they are, so how do you classify a computer anymore?

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