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Issue	Title	Release date	Story	Art	Easter egg
1	MonstersPDF (12.0 MiB)	2006-09-25	Aron Coleite	Michael Turner & Koi Turnbull	Line art for "The Crane"
		Offers background information on Mohinder Suresh, Chandra Suresh, and Chandra's mysterious death.
2	The CranePDF (19.8 MiB)	2006-10-02	Aron Coleite	Micah Gunnell	Line art for "Trial By Fire"
		Continued from "Don't Look Back". Offers some background on Hiro Nakamura.
3	Trial By FirePDF (17.7 MiB)	2006-10-09	Chuck Kim	Marcus To	Nathan Petrelli campaign video
		Nathan Petrelli contemplates his power.
4	AftermathPDF (19.3 MiB)	2006-10-16	Joe Pokaski	Micah Gunnell	Claire Bennet's MySpace page
		Continued from "Collision". Details the events after Claire Bennet crashed Brody Mitchum's car, and before ambulances arrived.
5	SnapshotsPDF (16.3 MiB)	2006-10-23	Joe Pokaski	Marcus To	Nissan Versa official site
		Provides the backstory of D.L. Hawkins and his escape from jail.
6	Stolen TimePDF (14.7 MiB)	2006-10-30	Joe Pokaski	Marcus To	Picture of Peter
		Provides a backstory of how Niki Sanders stole the two million dollars.
7	ControlPDF (13.3 MiB)	2006-11-06	Oliver Grigsby	Micah Gunnell	Picture of Sylar
		Continued from "Nothing to Hide". Features Officer Matt Parkman, and details the effect his mind reading abilities have on his life.
8	Isaac's First TimePDF (13.9 MiB)	2006-11-13	Aron Coleite	Micah Gunnell	Picture of Hiro and Ando
		Continued from "Seven Minutes to Midnight". Painter Isaac Mendez talks to Eden about the earliest known manifestation of his ability.
9	Life Before EdenPDF (20.0 MiB)	2006-11-20	Pierluigi Cothran	Marcus To	Behind-the-scenes photo of Hayden Panettiere (Claire) and Milo Ventimiglia (Peter)
		Details the childhood backstory of Eden McCain.
10	Turning PointPDF (12.9 MiB)	2006-11-27	Christopher Zatta	Micah Gunnell & Marcus To	Behind-the-scenes photo of Clea DuVall (Audrey) and Greg Grunberg (Matt)
		Details Audrey Hanson's hunt for Sylar.
11	Fathers & DaughtersPDF (13.1 MiB)	2006-12-04	Andrew Chambliss	Travis Kotzebue & Micah Gunnell	Picture of an 'energy man'
		Mr. Bennet visits Eden's father to explain her death.
12	Super-HeroicsPDF (14.3 MiB)	2006-12-11	Harrison Wilcox	Micah Gunnell	Behind-the-scenes photo of Milo Ventimiglia (Peter)
		Peter dreams while in a coma.
13	Wireless, Part 1PDF (17.0 MiB)	2006-12-25	Aron Coleite	Micah Gunnell and Phil Jimenez (Guest)	Behind-the-scenes photo of Hayden Panettiere (Claire) and Milo Ventimiglia (Peter)
		Introduces a new character, Hana Gitelman
14	Wireless, Part 2PDF (17.4 MiB)	2007-01-01	Aron Coleite and Joe Pokaski	Micah Gunnell	Behind-the-scenes photo of Adrian Pasdar (Nathan) and Milo Ventimiglia (Peter)
		Mr. Bennet gives Hana an opportunity.
15	Wireless, Part 3PDF (12.8 MiB)	2007-01-08	Aron Coleite and Joe Pokaski	Micah Gunnell	Behind-the-scenes photo of Adrian Pasdar (Nathan) and Milo Ventimiglia (Peter)
		Hana attempts her first mission for Bennet.
16	Wireless, Part 4PDF (12.3 MiB)	2007-01-16	Aron Coleite and Joe Pokaski	Micah Gunnell	Photo of the cast at the Golden Globes
		A captive Hana discovers a lie and makes a life changing decision.
17	How Do You Stop an Exploding Man?, Part 1PDF (15.3 MiB)	2007-01-22	Jesse Alexander & Aron Eli Coleite	Travis Kotzebue	Behind-the-scenes photo of Santiago Cabrera (Isaac) pinned to the floor
		Ted Sprague meets someone who wants to help.
18	How Do You Stop an Exploding Man?, Part 2PDF (14.0 MiB)	2007-01-29	Jesse Alexander & Aron Eli Coleite	Jordan Kotzebue	Behind-the-scenes photo of George Takei (Kaito Nakamura) and Masi Oka (Hiro)
		Ted escapes from his would-be captors and goes looking for answers.
19	BullyPDF (10.9 MiB)	2007-02-06	Chuck Kim	Micah Gunnell	Behind-the-scenes photo of Masi Oka sporting Hiro's sword
		Micah Sanders has a brief confrontation with a school punk.
20	Road KillPDF (14.1 MiB)	2007-02-13	Joe Pokaski	Jason Badower	Behind-the-scenes photo] of Jack Coleman (Mr. Bennet) standing before Sylar's cell
		Sylar searches for more potential victims and abilities.
21	The Path of the RighteousPDF (6.98 MiB)	2007-02-20	Aron Coleite	Staz Johnson	Behind-the-scenes photo of Ali Larter (Niki) in a padded cell
		Hana leaves Ted and Matt, and follows a different path.
22	Hell's AngelPDF (3.95 MiB)	2007-02-27	Jesse Alexander	Michael Gaydos	Behind-the-scenes photo of a crew member showing Greg Grunberg (Matt) a prop gun
		14 years in the past, Mr. Bennet goes on a routine mission to find someone special.
23	Family ManPDF (4.26 MiB)	2007-03-06	Jesse Alexander	Staz Johnson	Hana Gitelman's blog
		Mr. Bennet turns his back on his employer to protect his family.
24	War Buddies, Part 1: The Lonestar FilePDF (4.97 MiB)	2007-03-13	Mark Warshaw	Steven Lejeune	Hana Gitelman's blog
		Hana's search for answers takes her to Washington D.C..
25	War Buddies, Part 2: Unknown SoldiersPDF (15.2 MiB)	2007-03-19	Andrew Chambliss & Pierluigi Cothran	Adam Archer	Behind the scenes photo of Isaac's apartment
		Hana reads a report from a classified mission during the Vietnam War.
26	War Buddies, Part 3: Unknown SoldiersPDF (16.3 MiB)	2007-03-26	DJ Doyle	Adam Archer	Behind the scenes photo of Ali Larter (Niki) & Malcolm McDowell (Mr. Linderman)
		Dallas and Austin try to find the downed plane.
27	War Buddies, Part 4: No Turning BackPDF (17.5 MiB)	2007-04-03	Timm Keppler	Jason Badower	Behind-the-scenes photo of Sendhil Ramamurthy (Mohinder) and Zachary Quinto (Sylar)
		Dallas and Austin learn the secret of Au Co.
28	War Buddies, Part 5: IntroductionsPDF (16.1 MiB)	2007-04-09	Harrison Wilcox & Oliver Grigsby	Jason Badower	Behind-the-scenes photo of Malcolm McDowell (Mr. Linderman)
		Dallas and Austin's identities are revealed.
29	War Buddies, Part 6: Call to ArmsPDF (22.6 MiB)	2007-04-16	Mark Warshaw	Staz Johnson	Hana Gitelman's blog
		Hana uncovers a political plot.
30	String TheoryPDF (24.0 MiB)	2007-04-23	Joe Pokaski	Staz Johnson	Higher-quality, text-box-free version of graphic novel 29's last page, which is a nod to fans PDF (41.6 MiB)
		Future Hiro recounts the time before, during and after he delivered his fateful message to Peter Petrelli: "Save the Cheerleader, Save the World".
31	Walls, Part 1PDF (17.3 MiB)	2007-05-01	Joe Pokaski	Tom Grummett	Behind-the-scenes photo of Hayden Panettiere (Claire)
		In the future, Hiro and Peter break Niki Sanders out of prison.
32	Walls, Part 2PDF (12.3 MiB)	2007-05-08	Joe Pokaski	Michael Gaydos	Behind-the-scenes photo of Zachary Quinto (Sylar) and Ellen Greene (Virginia Gray)
		Hiro, Peter and Niki fight the opposing heroes at the prison. Niki thinks about her life before and after the bomb.

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1. The Escape

Harry slunk warily along the footpath, his head slightly bowed, eye’s darting up and down the street, glancing every now and then left and right. His right hand hovered over the pocket in his worn out faded jeans where his wand lay hidden, but within easy grasp. His fist was unconsciously clenching and unclenching. Most people would have found the misty cool night air soothing, pleasant, but Harry was on edge.

As he rounded the corner of Privet Drive, he stopped. His head turned to survey the street before him. There was nothing out of the ordinary, but he knew someone was there, somewhere, lurking in the darkest corners, or hidden by magic. He could feel their presence as sure as he knew he was standing there himself. He waited for someone to show. He never knew who it would be, but he could predict their appearance down to the last second. He stood for a moment, almost overwhelmed by his impatience. It had been the same every night ever since he had been at his Aunt and Uncles. And tonight, as before, a figure gradually emerged from the nothingness.

Harry was able to make out the features as it made it’s way towards him. It was Kingsley Shacklebolt. After scanning the area as soon as he had seen Harry, Kingsley had removed his invisibility cloak and given Harry a quick nod in greeting. When they were within a few feet of each other, Harry spoke.

‘What’s happening? Who’s here with you?’ His voice was calm, but his look was determined.
‘Goldstein is at the other end of the street’ Kingsley said in his deep voice ‘But he’ll be replaced by Tonks at midnight. I’m on until dawn.’ Even as he spoke, he never stopped surveying the area. ‘Nothing to report?’

This is how the quick exchanges between Harry and his guard had gone every night.
‘No, nothing.’ Harry’s eye’s barely met Kingsley’s as he looked down at his shuffling feet. ‘So … when am I getting out of here?’

‘Nothing yet I’m afraid.’ Kingsley was used to Harry’s impatience, he had stood guard five out of the eight nights since Harry had returned to Privet Drive. ‘Give it a bit of time,’ he said ‘things are not as … easy … as they were. It’s going to take a fair bit of organizing. As it is Podmore has to leave early …’ he brushed his hand over his bald head ‘so I’m going to be hear alone for about half an hour.’

Harry looked up suddenly, and then looked back at the ground just as quickly, his eyes seeming to be searching for something. This was it! He thought. This was what he’d been waiting for. It was only a short amount of time, he would have to cut it close, but he knew he could do it. With one guard gone, he could slip through.

‘Is there any other news?’ Harry always dreaded asking this, but he had to know. If he was going to go through with his plan, he had to learn everything he could about what The Order knew. There was silence as Harry waited, eyes still lingering on the ground. He was sure if Kingsley caught his eye, he would see the guilt Harry tried so hard to conceal. Kingsley cleared his throat.
‘Some of the usual stuff.’ he said, though he seemed hesitant. ‘A few more missing people … they found Fudge’s body late last night.’

Harry looked away in disgust. Fudge hadn’t been his favourite person in the world. When Harry had returned from the graveyard, clutching Cedric Diggory’s dead body during the Triwizard Tournament over two years ago, Fudge had refused to believe that Voldemort had taken form again. And in the year following, he had gone to great lengths to discredit Harry in every way possible, squashing most of Dumbledore’s efforts to get people to believe in Harry and to prepare for Lord Voldemort’s return. But for all Fudge’s faults, he did not deserve the hand that fate had dealt him.

Harry took a deep breath and turned back to Kingsley. Somehow this news had given him the push he needed. He now held such resolve that he was right in his plans, that he could look Shacklebolt directly in the eyes.

‘What are Voldemort and his Death Eaters up to? They must have a plan! You must know something from following the trail of blood they leave behind.’ Harry said this with such loathing that Kingsley barely grimaced at the mention of the name Voldemort, but pulled back slightly from Harry, seemingly more uncomfortable with his tone.

‘We don’t know … exactly.’ Kingsley said evasively. This was the final straw for Harry, he could tell Kingsley was reluctant to say too much, and finally the pressure of the past eight days, sitting uselessly in his room at the Dursleys waiting for news, biding his time unable to rest as he waited for his chance, suddenly burst to the surface.

‘If you think’ he said gravely ‘that Dumbledore didn’t know I was ready for this,’ his eyes blazed threateningly ‘then you’ve already lost to Voldemort!’ his body was rigid with frustration.

Kingsley seemed exceedingly uncomfortable, but Harry didn’t care. If he was going to get out of Privet Drive tonight and take on the task Dumbledore had left him to do, then he needed information, and he needed it now. Harry had no intention of going after Voldemort yet. He had to find and destroy all of the Horcruxes, the artefacts that contained the pieces of Voldemort’s shattered soul, before he could do that. No, he needed information so he could avoid detection. If he was going to do this, he was going to have to do it alone, and the last thing he needed was for Voldemort to find out what he was up to. With the exception of Ron and Hermione, no one would know where he was, not the Order, not Mr. and Mrs. Weasley … not even Ginny.

‘Look,’ Kingsley said, he was fidgeting with the invisibility cloak hanging fluidly in his left hand. ‘I don’t know what good it will do you to know too much right now anyway. You-you can’t leave until you turn seventeen in a few weeks, it’s safer that way. You will be better protected here than anywhere else until then, now that Dumble…’ he trailed off with an awkward hand gesture. ‘Well … you know what I mean.’ He gave Harry a steady look, ‘It’s what he would have wanted.’

Harry let out a heavy sigh and his body slackened slightly. He knew he could not tell Kingsley why Dumbledore would have understood, he could not tell him about the Horcruxes, about Dumbledore’s dying wish, so he resigned himself to returning to No 4, where he would sit and wait, now his chance had come. Harry turned to leave, hunched over, defeated, and had only gone a few paces when Kingsley called after him.

‘See you same time tomorrow night, then.’
Harry turned slowly and looked at Kingsley ‘Yeah,’ he said quietly ‘I’ll be here.’ A sinking feeling crept over Harry as he turned his back on Kingsley. Would he ever see him again? Would he ever see any of them again? He straightened himself to his full height and resumed his state of readiness as he moved quietly back up Privet Drive.

He knew what he had to do, the path lay before him, and he would walk that path alone, as he had done many times before.

~*~*~*~*~

Harry could see the dim glow of light seeping through the small gaps in the curtains as he reached No.4. Someone was still awake. Harry crept up to the house and with great care, turned the handle and pushed the door open as quietly as possible, unwilling to give his Uncle yet another opportunity to start ranting at him, a favourite past time of his.

It seems the Dursleys had decided the best way to repay Harry for inflicting Dumbledore on them last summer, was to make his life with them even harder for him than before. He suspected that it had a lot to do with Dumbledore’s comment about their beloved, and hopelessly spoiled dope of a son Dudley, who in their eyes was a perfect angel who could do no wrong.

He stepped over the threshold then eased the door back into place and released the handle, but no sooner had he turned to mount the stairs when he saw his Uncle’s stocky figure standing in the doorway to the kitchen, arms crossed over his rounded stomach. His eye’s glittered dangerously, as he glared at Harry, a smug satisfaction etched on his face. He had obviously known Harry had snuck out, and had been waiting there for him, ready to catch him. Harry had the impression of being like a deer caught in the headlights of a car.

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Microsoft buying Yahoo - to fight Google ?

This same rumour came a year ago - that Microsoft would buy Yahoo !

But what is different this time ? This time, Google is all powerful. Itcannot be defeated by either Yahoo or Microsoft alone.

Why some people belive Google is God. There even lots of "Church of Googlism" or "Church of Google" around. Google worshipers pray there to their deity Google whom they believe wil take over the whole world soon. And judgemnet day will be about PageRanks (Pigeon Rank ;) ) and GoogleBots will spider all the Black hat SEo sins ... and crazy stuff like that.


Anyway back to the news,

A superhero teamup of Yahoo and Microsoft might be imminent for their survival as neither company has made gains against Google's search and advertising dominance.

The Wall Street Journal said last year's talks have become this year's discussions. Both Yahoo and Microsoft have been juggling and refitting and remodelling and windows dressing (live.com ???) their online advertising products, but have not been able to eat into Google's pie.

"Short of a wholesale merger, Microsoft could spin its online group into a separately-run Yahoo, in return for a Yahoo stake" - Wall Street Journal

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About forty instances of the process began running, sucking up all of my CPU. For some reason they were kicked up to a high priority as well, although the original was not.

I've been haunted by the same problem before. After doing some research, i found out that the culprit is Windows Update. The proof is when i disable Automatic Update, svchost.exe will stop being frenzy. However, when i turn on Automatic Updates again, the problem went on. Somehow, i just couldn't understand why Windows XP establishes a connection with Windows Update server on every startup.

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This history of the world has been compiled by Richard Lederer from actual student bloopers and mistakes collected by teachers.

The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation. The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube. The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain.

The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked "Am I my brother's son?" God asked Abraham to sacrifice Issac on Mount Montezuma. Jacob, son of Issac, stole his brother's birthmark. Jacob was a partiarch who brought up his twelve sons to be partiarchs, but they did not take to it. One of Jacob's sons, Joseph, gave refuse to the Israelites.

Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw. Moses led them to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fougth with the Philatelists, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 500 wives and 500 porcupines.

Without the Greeks, we wouldn't have history. The Greeks invented three kinds of columns - Corinthian, Doric and Ironic. They also had myths. A myth is a female moth. One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intolerable. Achilles appears in "The Illiad", by Homer. Homer also wrote the "Oddity", in which Penelope was the last hardship that Ulysses endured on his journey. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.

Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.

In the Olympic Games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java. The reward to the victor was a coral wreath. The government of Athen was democratic because the people took the law into their own hands. There were no wars in Greece, as the mountains were so high that they couldn't climb over to see what their neighbors were doing. When they fought the Parisians, the Greeks were outnumbered because the Persians had more men.

Eventually, the Ramons conquered the Geeks. History call people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long. At Roman banquets, the guests wore garlic in their hair. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides of March killed him because they thought he was going to be made king. Nero was a cruel tyrany who would torture his poor subjects by playing the fiddle to them.

Then came the Middle Ages. King Alfred conquered the Dames, King Arthur lived in the Age of Shivery, King Harlod mustarded his troops before the Battle of Hastings, Joan of Arc was cannonized by George Bernard Shaw, and the victims of the Black Death grew boobs on their necks. Finally, the Magna Carta provided that no free man should be hanged twice for the same offense.

In midevil times most of the people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the time was Chaucer, who wrote many poems and verse and also wrote literature. Another tale tells of William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head.

The Renaissance was an age in which more individuals felt the value of their human being. Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at Wittenberg for selling papal indulgences. He died a horrible death, being excommunicated by a bull. It was the painter Donatello's interest in the female nude that made him the father of the Renaissance. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented the Bible. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with a 100-foot clipper.

The government of England was a limited mockery. Henry VIII found walking difficult because he had an abbess on his knee. Queen Elizabeth was the "Virgin Queen." As a queen she was a success. When Elizabeth exposed herself be fore her troops, they all shouted "hurrah." Then her navy went out and defeated the Spanish Armadillo.

The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespear. Shakespear never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He lived in Windsor with his merry wives, writing tragedies, comedies and errors. In on of Shakespear's famous plays, Hamlet rations out his situation by relieving himself in a long soliloquy. In another, Lady Macbeth tries to convince Macbeth to kill the King by attacking his manhood. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet. Writing at the same time as Shakespear was Miquel Cervantes. He wrote "Donkey Hote". The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote "Paradise Lost." Then his wife dies and he wrote "Paradise Regained."

During the Renaissance America began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe. Later the Pilgrims crossed the Ocean, and the was called the 6cPilgrim's Progress. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they were greeted by Indians, who came down the hill rolling their was hoops before them. The Indian squabs carried porposies on their back. Many of the Indian heroes were killed, along with their cabooses, which proved very fatal to them. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this.

One of the causes of the Revolutionary Wars was the English put tacks in their tea. Also, the colonists would send their pacels through the post without stamps. During the War, Red Coats and Paul Revere was throwing balls over stone walls. The dogs were barking and the peacocks crowing. Finally, the colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis.

Delegates from the original thirteen states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin had gone to Boston carrying all his clothes in his pocket and a loaf of bread under each arm. He invented electricity by rubbing cats backwards and declared "a horse divided against itself cannot stand." Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.

George Washington married Matha Curtis and in due time became the Father of Our Country. Them the Constitution of the United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility. Under the Constitution the people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms.

Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. Lincoln's mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. When Lincoln was President, he wore only a tall silk hat. He said, "In onion there is strength." Abraham Lincoln write the Gettysburg address while traveling from Washington to Gettysburg on the back of an envelope. He also signed the Emasculation Proclamation, and the Fourteenth Amendment gave the ex-Negroes citizenship. But the Clue Clux Clan would torcher and lynch the ex-Negroes and other innocent victims. On the night of April 14, 1865, Lincoln went to the theater and got shot in his seat by one of the actors in a moving picture show. The believed assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposedly insane actor. This ruined Booth's career.

Meanwhile in Europe, the enlightenment was a reasonable time. Voltare invented electricity and also wrote a book called "Candy". Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the Autumn, when the apples are flaling off the trees.

Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel. Handel was half German, half Italian and half English. He was very large. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.

France was in a very serious state. The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened. The Marseillaise was the theme song of the French Revolution, and it catapulted into Napoleon. During the Napoleonic Wars, the crowned heads of Europe were trembling in their shoes. Then the Spanish gorrilas came down from the hills and nipped at Napoleon's flanks. Napoleon became ill with bladder problems and was very tense and unrestrained. He wanted an heir to inheret his power, but since Josephine was a baroness, she couldn't bear him any children.

The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West. Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years. He reclining years and finally the end of her life were exemplatory of a great personality. Her death was the final event which ended her reign.

The nineteenth century was a time of many great inventions and thoughts. The invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up. Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick Raper, which did the work of a hundred men. Samuel Morse invented a code for telepathy. Louis Pastuer discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturailst who wrote the "Organ of the Species". Madman Curie discovered radium. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx Brothers.

The First World War, cause by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by a surf, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.

Why did Facebox become Netlog ?

FaceBox , a social networking site, suddenly changed to Netlog !!! Why ? Why did they have to rebrand their website ? Do they have superstitions about their name ?

Or do they have legal problems with their name resembling Facbook - another social networking site popular in the US, and now opened to the rest of the world ?