Dr Gregory House MD's unforgettable quotes

• “I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line?”

• “Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if you jumble it up.”

• “So what's your plan? You take the big dark one, I'll take the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things get tough.”

• [Houses' patient has just collapsed] "This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!”

• "It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

• "You talk to God, you're religious; God talks to you, you're psychotic."

• "Treating illness is why we became doctors. Treating patients is actually what makes most doctors miserable."

• "Truth begins in lies"

• "Humanity is overrated"

• "Reality is almost always wrong"

• "It's one of the great tragedies of life — something always changes."

• "I was never that great at math, but next to nothing is higher than nothing, right?"

• "There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is - in fact - a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate."

• (to Foreman) "So your solution is to give me drugs?"

• "That's exactly why you aren't allowed to touch my markers"
• "This is the only me you get"
• "Candy CANES?? Are you mocking me?"
• I wash before and after.(While walking to the urinal with Cuddy in the bathroom, just after washing his hands.)
• "(knocks on Wilson's door and he doesn't answer) I know you're in there! I can hear you *caring*."
• "I cleverly have no personal life."