Thursday, May 07, 2009

Dr Gregory House MD's unforgettable quotes

  • “I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line?”

  • “Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if you jumble it up.”

  • “So what's your plan? You take the big dark one, I'll take the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things get tough.”

  • [Houses' patient has just collapsed] "This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!”

  • "It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

  • "You talk to God, you're religious; God talks to you, you're psychotic."

  • "Treating illness is why we became doctors. Treating patients is actually what makes most doctors miserable."
  • "Truth begins in lies"

  • "Humanity is overrated"

  • "Reality is almost always wrong"

  • "It's one of the great tragedies of life — something always changes."

  • "I was never that great at math, but next to nothing is higher than nothing, right?"

  • "There is not a thin line between love and hate. There is - in fact - a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every 20 feet between love and hate."

  • (to Foreman) "So your solution is to give me drugs?"

  • "That's exactly why you aren't allowed to touch my markers"
  • "This is the only me you get"
  • "Candy CANES?? Are you mocking me?"
  • I wash before and after.(While walking to the urinal with Cuddy in the bathroom, just after washing his hands.)
  • "(knocks on Wilson's door and he doesn't answer) I know you're in there! I can hear you *caring*."
  • "I cleverly have no personal life."


Mehul said...

lol...almost every line he speaks is an awesome quote...i seriously love that show...though this season, almost every episode, either house hallucinates, or gets shot at, or it happens to someone in his team!

I guess some dialogues stick in ur mind..i really like how he told his patient in the pilot episode( i think).. "there's no dignity in dying"

If you know, have they renewed it for the next season?

Gaspar said...

I really love that man. His cynicism is astonishing, but despite this the fiction is something that really brought the medicine into the house of every TV watcher. So thank you Doctor House

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